I work right next to a farm stand/nursery.
About twice a month I wander over for plants or food.
Today I bought some things good for the birds, bugs and bees; a couple vegetable starts for me and one not-needed-little-splurge that might only feed the slugs and snails...the tiniest hosta I've ever seen called "mouse ears."
It's supposed to grow 6 to 12 inches.
Squeak.